Oath of Chandra [Oath of the Gatewatch] Naga Cleric Orcish Squatters assigns no combat

Orcish Squatters assigns no combat damage this turn

When Oran-Rief Recluse enters the battlefield

Set: Magic 2015 Type: Creature — Human Berserker Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R} Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies

" —Bori Andon

Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on

Oath of Chandra [Oath of the Gatewatch] Naga Cleric Orcish Squatters assigns no combatSet: Oath of the Gatewatch Type: Legendary Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R} When Oath of Chandra enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to target creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of each end step, if a planeswalker entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Oath of Chandra deals 2 damage to each opponent. "If it means that people can live in freedom, yeah, I'll keep watch."